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posted 5 hours ago | via | © | 300366




what if you were stuck with whoever/whatever your icon was for the rest of your life






i get so excited when i see the little bnv logo like i press play and then i’m just like “aight shit’s about to get turned tf up”

posted 6 hours ago | via | © | 3692 #chills


"I’m losing sleep,
I’m losing friends,
I’ve got a love hate love with the city I’m in.
I’ll count the hours,
Having just one wish
If I’m doing fine,
There’s no point to this”

Touchè Àmore - Honest Sleep

posted 6 hours ago | via | | 64281 #words
posted 6 hours ago | via | © | 8775




men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us


have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

posted 7 hours ago | via | © | 375446


My cousin came out to his mum by baking a cookie and writing “GAY” on it with icing and then went up to her and said “you are what you eat” then he ate the motherfucking cookie and if that’s not the best way to come out idk what is

posted 7 hours ago | via | © | 42503


Wtf is this

posted 7 hours ago | via | © | 52117 #the south scares me


i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape


posted 7 hours ago | via | © | 46003

Every Minecraft youtuber ever



*Dubstep intro, animated pickaxes fly across the screen*
"Hey guys this is MinecraftGuy49Xx and this is episode 452 of Minecraft Hunger Games. Let’s get started! Ok so I got a wooden swo-OHMYGODTHERESAGUYWOAAAAAAHHHHHAHHHHH- Ok I killed him. So this is my spade named spady, he’s the one running joke so I have so you can tell me apart from the millions of other Minecraft LP-ers. Oh look I died, like and subscribe.”

I see no lies

posted 8 hours ago | via | © | 4338


my anaconda don’t want none unless you’re a band member hun

posted 8 hours ago | via | © | 4559




when british people say “maths” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when american people say “math” i laugh because thats fucking stupid

when teachers say math i cry because i’m fucking stupid

posted 8 hours ago | via | © | 470757
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Fill In These Things About You

Name: Satan
Birthday: Jan 28th
Height: 5'6
Eye color: Hazel
Hair color: Brown
A random fact about you: I can make my stomach gurgle on command
Favorite band: not MCR thts 4 sure
Favorite song: Fuck this is impossible. Maybe Helena? Or Monster by Ghost Town
Favorite food: Lemonade or Ice Cream or Smoothies (half of those aren't even food oops)
Favorite season: Summer
Favorite animal: Snakes
Favorite movie: Nightmare b4 Christmas or Stick it or Kara No Kyoukai 5th movie
Are you currently in a relationship?: Hell no
If so, are you happy with them?: I am very happy with myslef
Anything you need to work on?: I shud drink more milk
Who ended your last relationship?: what last relationship
Are you friends with your ex?: i am v good friends w/ myself
Do you prefer someone shorter or taller?: Taller maybe idk
Dark hair or light hair?: Dark hair
Smart or attractive?: either one works
Is creativity attractive?: Very
Do you care how much money they have?: That's the only thing i care abt
Your last phone call: Probs my Mom about groceries
Your last text: it says "and ya aphrodite is the bitch"
The last thing you ate: Grapes
The last thing you drank: Grape Juice
The last song you listened to: Is It Progression if a Cannibal Uses a Fork by Cheetos
The last book you read: I re-read Deltora Quest!!!!!!!
The last movie you watched: The End of Evangalion
Do you play any instruments?: I play any Percussion instrument
What are you pets’ names?: Mollie
Your favorite board game: My Pokemon Monopoly game. or Clue
A random childhood memory: One time at school when I was 4 I went to go pick up this big heavy truck toy and there was a little boy and he was like "that's too heavy to pick up because you're a girl" and then I picked it up and called him a wimp and then he started crying and told the teacher that Cheyenne called him a wimp but there was 2 girls named Cheyenne (including me) so they other girl got in trouble instead of me
Places you would like to visit: Japan, Nordic Countries, Brazil, UK, pretty much anywhere
Your favorite color to wear: Black (surprise surprise)


I hate this website so much

posted 9 hours ago | via | © | 252841